Total Medals Earned: 580 (From 123 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,820 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (80/270 points)
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the good ending
Get the bad ending
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/505 points)
Do 5 slashes in one level
Pop 10 bubbles with one slash
Make all bubbles move in level selector
Get a score of 50.000 in one level
Beat the highscore mode to unlock the bonus levels
Get a score of 100.000 in one level
Do 12 slashes in one level
Get a score over 500.000 in hi-score mode
Do 3 big slashes in 1 level
Beat highscore mode with no continues used
Beat all bonus levels
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 4/9 (110/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (50/50 points)
You got killed by the Weebl
Talk to everyone at the party
You popped a cap in Weebl's ass
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/455 points)
Level 01 completed
Level 03 completed
Level 04 completed
Level 02 completed
Level 05 completed
Level 06 completed
Level 07 completed
Level 08 completed
Level 09 completed
Level 10 completed
Level 11 completed
Level 12 completed
Level 13 completed
Level 14 completed
Level 15 completed
Level 16 completed
Level 17 completed
Level 18 completed
Level 19 completed
Level 20 completed
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/210 points)
collect 5 purple bonus rings
achieve mach-speed after 5 turbo boosts
shoot 10 enemy gun towers
achieve hyper-speed after 8 turbo boosts
accumulate a x10 score multiplier
stay below the halfway line for 15 seconds at mach speed
shoot 10 enemy fighter craft
avoid all obstacles for 15 seconds at hyper speed
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/150 points)
Mindchamber survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle
